Got an AARP card

I didn't have to sign up, but the thought of all those senior-citizen discounts was so tantalizing I couldn't resist. I'm now a member of AARP, an organization whose initials stand for "American Association of Retired Persons.' Odd to be part of it, since I am not retired and, if my 401K and IRA statements are to be believed, will be working well into my 90s. At least AARP has a nice magazine that I can read on lunch breaks.